Twitter only likes me on Friday nights.

If you’re a business and your address isn’t front and center on your website than you are failing at life.

Do you need a tissue for your issue?

🔥 NEW TOUR DATES 🔥 (❤️ and RT for chance to win 2 guestlist spots)

My ears are bleeding after allowing man-splaining of how thrift shops operate. Send help.

At some point working became my reality and socializing has become hard work.

Just posted a photo @ Medford Airport instagram.com/p/CgmkWhOr535/…

Part of me doesn’t want to expose this genius. The other part says it’s just too funny not to share.

I giggled at a man’s comment about photoshop coming before screen printing. Only to find out he was serious. I was able to shed a light, only be to asked “are you sure?”

Middle aged white men are so fragile 😈

Why do men In their 60’s smell like cracked pepper?

If I tell you my pain will more people follow me?

My whole life is running 15min behind. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Just posted a photo @ Seattle, Washington instagram.com/p/Cj8ZOwtpjpP/…

You can do it yourself, but you don't have to be alone. focus doesn't mean to place yourself in solitary. Take the time to expand your circle. You will find your people.

Just posted a photo @ Cutty Sark Intimates instagram.com/p/ClE7WFjSuul/…