trying to find a therapist while listening to a playlist of britney spears’ toxic covers

my antidepressants work hard, but the new taylor swift album works harder

My boyfriend asked me if I have to change my tampon every day… So ladies, this is your reminder to vote so men don’t make the decisions about our bodies!

one direction stan twitter to government official pipeline is a new one

agreeing to see the new avatar movie with my boyfriend just to watch the greta gerwig barbie trailer then taking a nap

oj simpson on cameo 2023

they really thought they ate

flume finally released his tennis court remix 😩

Hi now that the wga strike is over, I’m open for hire as writers room support staff! My background is in comedy rooms and the goal is to become a staff writer! ✨ Here is why you should hire me:

Yeah, pitching a joke in the writers room can be scary, but have you ever sent a text in the group chat thinking everyone will laugh and no one responds?

when the new mean girls trailer called me old with the tagline “this isn’t your mother’s mean girls”

am I having bursts of creativity or another manic episode?

monica saltburned them #RHOSLC

a chili’s triple dipper would cure all my problems rn

bridgerton is fun bc it’s like WHAT IF everyone was cool with black & brown people and they all all danced to a string quartet version of bts’ dynamite

is Ryan Murphy like the only showrunner right now

holding space for this era of television #PumpRules

whenever the white lotus s3 cast talks about their experience on the show, they make it sound like it was a religious awakening/ they were radicalized by war. Like wtf happened during this production 💀☕️