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Krista Tamares

@kristatamares

comedy writer / performer. header is from my safe space

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calendar_today31-07-2009 04:17:39

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My boyfriend asked me if I have to change my tampon every dayโ€ฆ So ladies, this is your reminder to vote so men donโ€™t make the decisions about our bodies!

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Hi now that the wga strike is over, Iโ€™m open for hire as writers room support staff! My background is in comedy rooms and the goal is to become a staff writer! โœจ Here is why you should hire me:

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Yeah, pitching a joke in the writers room can be scary, but have you ever sent a text in the group chat thinking everyone will laugh and no one responds?

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when the new mean girls trailer called me old with the tagline โ€œthis isnโ€™t your motherโ€™s mean girlsโ€

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bridgerton is fun bc itโ€™s like WHAT IF everyone was cool with black & brown people and they all all danced to a string quartet version of btsโ€™ dynamite

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whenever the white lotus s3 cast talks about their experience on the show, they make it sound like it was a religious awakening/ they were radicalized by war. Like wtf happened during this production ๐Ÿ’€โ˜•๏ธ