If you are lucky enough to have a creative career, the two phases of employment are: “I am so busy, I am a shell of a human” and “I will never have a job ever again”

The whole “I don’t know how moms do it” sentiment is annoying. Learn how, you dumbshit. It’s not magic.

So, I know everyone's afraid of looking like a crazy person, but I can’t believe the new UFO report from the Pentagon isn't a bigger deal. Our govt says there are crafts that "outstrip our arsenal by at least 100 years to 1,000 years at the moment” and we're like "meh..."

Amanda Deibert Here's a different view. hbr.org/2021/04/7-piec…

my life is pretty great except for what happens in my brain

I’m glad I didn’t have to go to college to hang out with your professors.

Breaking news: Guns 'N' Roses' APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION -- still really good!

Artificial intelligence will never be a bigger threat to humanity than natural stupidity.

Gays are born. Lesbians are born. Transgenders are born. Bigots are made.

Going to therapy - Expensive - Hard work - Have to talk to a person Saying “Okie dokie, artichokie” - Free - Requires zero self-reflection - Eventually people will stop trying to talk to you entirely

I hate the word Fiancée. Why do i have to speak french just because youre getting married

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

Electing Al Gore.

Dear President Donald J. Trump, Don’t blame Trump. Be bigger than that. Be bigger than him. This was YOUR call to get out. It was the RIGHT call. America wants out. Defend it. Explain it. Take responsibility 4 mistakes made. And tell us how we finish it. Best, An American Who Supports Your Call

Nobody ever talks about who the buck starts with.

We have room.

“There is a certain immortality involved in theater, not created by monuments and books, but through the knowledge an actor keeps to his dying day that on a certain afternoon, in an empty and dusty theater, he cast the shadow of a being that was not himself…….

Stop watching LOST.

sometimes self-love shows up as the willingness to release people who have no interest in learning how to love you