Act your age.....I don't understand that term ;) Who ever decided how to act at a certain age was the way to act at that age?

So far this morning sucks ass! TGIF tho ;)

Seriously loving that Ted Nugent, Stranglehold, is in this VW commercial! He makes everything better ;)

Apparently my aura was a fly on the ceiling.

Tinker toys anyone?

So, it's not ok for me to leave my dog poop on the sidewalk, but it's perfectly ok for you to leave a steamy pile of horse shit!

Guess I'll start riding my dog!

That funny moment you realize you wore your panties inside out all day!

Bill Maher is a fucking asshole! That's all, make what you want of it! DICK

@SexCigarsBooze cheeseburgers and blow jobs, Americas cure for a hangover ;)

I think the lady in front of me just ordered everything at Starbucks in 1 drink, at 195 degrees! Wow

Really, Megadeath is trending now?!

Monad ⨀ i will single handedly get this to 1M views

@SexCigarsBooze if it still hurts, you did it right!!

Cream pies burn calories