The chokehold Chipotle has on me

Where would we all be without our iPhone flash lights

There is nothing worse than waking up minutes before your alarm goes off

Imagine if we all had off on Wednesdays

Definitely an eat like shit type of day

If you don’t have Venmo or the Uber app on your phone 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Going through peoples BeReal’s is part of my nightly routine I feel like we’re all hanging out

I think the world would come together again if Justin Bieber made a new Christmas album

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

If you honk at me as soon as the light turns green, I’m not moving

RIP Takeoff 🕊

UGG out here staying relevant

I will answer your email faster than I’ll answer your text

My bed is the only place I ever wanna be

My favorite activity is buying 50 things off of Amazon a day

My special talent is that I can nap anywhere I go

I ❤️ Chipotle

me coming back to the party after secretly throwing up

“It’s time to BeReal” My boyfriend: not it’s not

When people come to a full stop to turn while driving <<<<