the worst shit is when you heartbroken at work, AND YOU A CASHIER 😭

happy pride month #whoremembers

So it’s been a while but I decided it was time to (officially I think they knew but never said) 😭 come out to my closest friends. It took some Dutch courage. But they took it so well and were so supportive I’m actually gonna cry. I actually don’t know what I was so worried about

RIP to all the hoodies/jackets we lost trying to be romantic 🕊️

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i mean let me ask the audience

Sat in a Spoons and the barmen just smashed a glass, not a single waheeeeeeeey. This country is finished.

My name is Pink and it's really Knight to E2

Me at 3am when i randomly decide i want to lose weight

Lost count the number of times I’ve said to someone ‘yeah sounds great, I’ll give it a go’ about a tv series then just never ended up giving it a go

Might’ve got a bit pissed on Sunday apparently x

The kids of today don’t know that we used to have an Eastenders Sunday omnibus

I’m having a clear out guys, and unfortunately have to get rid of a lot of stuff so if any of my followers in the UK would be interested in a couple Orlando Pride jerseys drop me a Dm :) I’d rather they go to someone who will appreciate them!

They don’t know about MyMaths and BBC Bitesize