Easily the most stressful National Sandwich Day in my lifetime.

I think about Elliot’s performance in Juno like once a week

No matter what happens tonight, I just want Mitch McConnell to know that I hate him. ❤️

if i accidentally see a single second of football today, i swear to god i will lose it

who’s taking me on the perfect post-vax romantic evening of shrek and cheesecake factory

(Ok this one is very 2010 of me but I don’t think I’ve seen it yet...? ) Direct Deposit: $1400 Me at Wet Seal: Bring me the Seal

Did I screenshot this AND set a reminder on my phone to retweet this after my second shot. Yes. Yes I did.

I’ll never forget when my mom bought me this album at age 7 anddd then I listened to it everyday for the next 19 years and now here we are.

“remember girls we practiced for this” - me to the antibodies inside of me every time i go out in public

Me working at a grocery store literally do not even think about it and do not get near me thank you

This cured my depression, anxiety, maskne AND my twisted ankle from falling on the old ass sidewalks of chicago

HOW AM I ALSO JUST FINDING THIS OUT ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEE?!?

Truly baffled every time I hear this is NEWS to people and then am reminded that of course it’s only really shoved down the throats of theater kids and no one else 😬 THE CURSE I MEAN THE CURSEEEE NOT THE OSCAR DRAMA OK BYE

Ummmmm ARE YOU KIDDING ME SHE SOUNDS SO GOOD WOW OK I need a minute

Ok but if there are any dog talent agents on this app please make yourself known

Literally just packed away half a dozen of them a didn’t consider getting rid of any WHY AM I LIKE THISSSS

I put together 30 different Halloween Costumes. THIRTY

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