If that worked neither of you would be so awful. x.com/hammerstag006/…

Did all my children die?

You stay away from Brandon. x.com/WolfsRyswell/s…

Ned offered to help me tak put the trash.

Why am I here...

Good news Robert Baratheon I'm moving in. You can thank Ned since he doesn't want me.

I don't even mind Robert as a son in law anymore.

The cat and dog are apparently my friends even though I can't remember their names.

Benjen is the good one. He's where he's supposed to be. x.com/wildbaconwolf/…

Why did you name him after food? Are you planning on eating him? x.com/iceandstorms/s…

I think I'm going soft the Stag no longer vexes me. Just that one annoying child he has...

@RhaegarBenMc

Ned, your children suck.

Brandon, your bastards suck.

No Jon Arryn, you can't steal my son in law. He brings me steak and lobster. Take Brandon, give him back when he's not a failure.

Baseball tomorrow.

How much did she pay you to say this? x.com/iceandstorms/s…

How do I get stuck watching Eddard Baratheon and @doeofwinter? Can't they watch themselves?

Robert isn't a terrible son in law.

I miss when you all weren't brats.... x.com/shewolfandrose…