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i am plagued by concepts

slurp

apparently living in a Carl's Jr drive thru is better than whatever the hell bullshit operation I'm running over here

eating is a scam

sometimes I like folding myself around my cat like I'm God Emperor Leto II's sandtrout skin

what in the grover cleveland

she was cold outside so she decided to sneak in this person’s tent to stay warm 🥹

Rumor has it North Dakotans have never seen a tree in their life

My bf keeps muttering to himself "we had to get through Hoover to get to FDR" like it's a prayer

A real conversation I just heard outside: “Ope, scuse me” “Oh sorry about that” “Nope my bad, you’re fine no worries”

shoutout to Kendrick for volunteering to walk dogs at the shelter today

My friend and I got roofied at South Side Ballroom at Gilley's Dallas last night. Ya'll need to check your employees because we got all our drinks straight from bartenders. Sharing to spread awareness - stay safe, only accept canned drinks, don't trust anyone including employees.

the silk road didn't exist for 1300 years for you to only season food with salt