Can the people that believe rapture is happening tomorrow send me all their money?

i do not “check stats”. i do not compare players, i do not do sports betting, i do not look at player rankings. I TURN ON THE GAME. and if we lose, I KILL MYSELF.

just remembered im a young girl in my 20s not getting cheated on. life is good

Breast reduction patients are the happiest cosmetic surgery patients. THE HAPPIEST. Highest satisfaction rate.

You all realize this isn’t North Korea, right? Like if our president says or does something stupid, we’re allowed to call it out.

Has to be within the top 20 most ridiculous things Jeff Probst has said in 25 years of #Survivor49

Tis the season

X-MEN RUN THIS BITCH.

Marvel thinks they can get me with this X-Men nostalgia bait and Cyclops wearing his classic suit in a trailer….. They are absolutely correct

Their deaths will not be in vain, we will carry them forward.

I actually dont care if he saved puppies from a burning house while curing cancer in a steel mill. You do NOT have to be a “good person” for it to still be WRONG for the police to kill unarmed people. I’m NOT going to play into that

Don’t look away

“who you rooting for in the superbowl?” bad bunny & green day duh

Woke up and my first conscious thought was: “Man I really hope JB runs” Inject a Pritzker presidency into my veins. I NEED IT.

what an incredible final episode. da pitt i love da pitt