This account is rarely lewd but it can happen in DMs. This is really just a shitpost/flirty/fighting roleplay account. Literally take a break from the horny over here and let’s just vibe to some Polyphia

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Damn I should re-activate my boi

THE ONE TIME SOMEONE AROUND HERE KNOWS MY WIFE AND I CANT RECOVER MY MONOGATARI DAD

⠀ ⠀ ˚ ∖ don’t suppose anyone can spare their number?🥴🥴 If not, I’ll just flip another account lmao ⠀

Since this is a chill account, I’m bringing you guys Monogatari stuff 💖

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🤧🤧🤧 I figured I’d just flip this old account lmao

I demand a Kiss Shit Acerola Orion Heart Under Blade

I want her for different reasons— ever felt the rush of pulling flesh from bone? Oop-

/ Why is this hot? Why is HE SO— god I’m feeling stuff

Not me wanting to rewatch Monogatari 😏

Hey that’s not fair. Bringing up the past to take a dig at me? If it helps, you’re more than enough. I’m the one not worthy of /you/.

⠀ ⠀ ❝ You stare too much. . ❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝ Huh- I admit the feeling’s mutual. . Especially in that form! ❞ ⠀ He too is staring. Though a bit more respectfully.

Why is Tsubasa a fucking queen?