🚨 🚨 BIG BEN EXTENDNG PLAYS COMPILATION 🚨 🚨

I bet 1500 total I don’t have a gambling problem

Go fuck yourself if you like cantaloupe

This team !!!

My father made the unfortunate decision to no longer be my father this week after saying he was pac over biggie. Thoughts and prayers.

Still convinced I could go pro in that cup stacking shit

I hope whoever wins the West blows out whoever wins the East. I’m talking four games of cartoonish level Harlem Globetrotters dominance.

The Pirates' sweep at Dodger Stadium just now was their first sweep of anyone anywhere -- regardless of the series' length -- since Aug. 21-23, 2020, when taking all three from the Brewers at PNC Park. No stat from this event stands out like that one. None.

$500 at the dentist this adult shit is whack

I deadlifted to Beyoncé this morning because I got my priorities straight

The Pirates Front Office every time the fan base gets reinvested

Me on iMessage pool

There’s a potential I take shark week too seriously and that’s alright

I could get an alligator to tap out no doubt about it

I could beat tiger woods in wii golf

Productivity in corporate America has to be down during shark week

Improvement !

Can’t believe no one has wished me a happy shark week yet

I’m a grown man and I don’t like broccoli, sue me