Ranger fans can not be trusted

The angels “stand against bullying” but have obliterated my mental health for the last 10 years so who’s the bully here? 🤔

Me heading to the fridge for an ice cold beer between hitters.

Their souls are forever linked thanks to Altuve

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Thank you, H-Town.

It hurrrrrrts

I hope the Phillies win tomorrow and sweep the Rangers in the WS

Y’all thought Halloween was the scariest day of the year….but it’s actually a few days from now. FREE AGENCY 👀 😳 ⚾️

Mike Trout TRIPLE 😭 feels like 2014

Texas Two-Stepping our way around the diamond🙌

It's time for October baseball. #Relentless

the light behind her eyes

I may have to retire when I’m 129 but at least there’s a new Turnpike Troubadours album coming this week.

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Turnpike ain’t letting me catch my breath…. Banger banger banger banger banger…

i need RFK to investigate what they’re putting in Dots pretzels because it can’t be legal.