Bipolar (bi•po•lar): adjective. Midwest weather

Last night i pulled up to mcds and jake handed me a $20 to pay for the food, then when we got our food he says “oh yeah that was your $20.”

@allantivaccineparents

shakespeare wishes he wrote something that slapped this hard

This is some Santa Claus shit

couldn’t go to the AMAs without her Aldi quarter!!

Florida, you good?

No Dr Pepper?????????????

lighting a candle won’t technically solve all your problems but wouldn’t you rather cry in a room that smells like “sweater weather”

Spring break during quarantine: putting a bikini on, cranking the heat in your house, & getting completely wasted in your kitchen while telling Alexa to play “all night longer”

A star is born. Bravo.

If y’all are going to buy masks in bulk and take the supply away from healthcare workers, WEAR THEM CORRECTLY AND PUT IT OVER YOUR DAMN NOSE.

If you’re a bird, I’m a bird

Prayers to all the guys that risk their life & go to battle every day on CoD. Because from the next bedroom over it sounds very intense, like they are actually fighting... almost.

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Hey Anheuser-Busch please bring back ultra ciders, I will forever be greatful. That’s all.

OKAY WHAT MOVIE IS THIS QUOTE OFF OF. I can’t sleep. m.youtube.com/watch?v=uaplEh…

Y’all ever have to turn your car music down to see while you’re driving in the rain??

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?