call me old fashioned but i live to serve my queen. is she hungry? ill cook for her. the house is never dirty. does she need a footrest? ill just carry her around. ill do whatever she wants me to do.

i’m hard as fuck but idk what to tell u if u see me w ray

I’m that 1%

‘The dating version of bereal is berailed’ - jon 5:31

My girlfriend is the best. She is the only woman that exists. She is always right & needs to be protected at all cost. I will buy her big gulps & squishmallows for the rest of my days.

Eating food from sarah’s plate makes the food taste better

Relationship weight = bulk szn

I have a love and hate relationship with chicken wings, them bitches keep wanting to fly away from my hands

Why did I choose to go to campus 7 days a week every morning

I love Sarah, sarah is the best. She would go the extra mile for me. Yeah I would carry her if her feet hurts, get her big gulps and squishmallows, do what she says, but I know she always got my back no matter what

I gotta be better than summer ray

AYO PAUSE??? What was I on😭

Wtf is in the air

Can’t skate for shit anymore🥲🤕

SPOILER ALERT: I love sarah

my back is nonexistent now

Never been so pissed off to hear a open header Camaro wake me up from a nap

Im her personal florist and arranger