Us watching ET Bowyn “mom who is that thing?” That’s ET baby! Bo “oh yeah, thats LR” No babe that’s ET Harley “Oh yeah! Bowyn you are wrong that’s WX!!”

When I sit on the couch all day I take my Apple Watch off and pretend that’s the reason my standing hours are so low.

This new season of love is blind has me hating men again

S/o to the Superior Dairy Queen for not hiring me back when I applied at 16. I love your blizzards but we will never be cool.

I played basketball my whole like and my daughters want to dance. Idk man, idk… I need some time.

DQ put this in my bag tonight. Huh, are you having regrets from not calling me back for an interview back in 2011? WHO IS LAUGHING NOW

My daughter just said “daddy is really good at cooking food and you are really good at buying food!“ S/o to the fast food restaurants in Wisconsin!

Spring cleaning makes me feel like a hoarder. Remind me to never buy anything ever again. Ever.

I’ve made it over a decade without piercing my ears and now @lydianibsnoble has me rethinking my whole life after seeing all her rad earrings! Who am I, what is life

One time over a year ago @lydianibsnoble said that she feels guilty for chilling inside on nice days because she is missing a tan so she went tanning and felt better about it and I think about that and relate to it so much…. Just too lazy to go tanning

Why do iPhone chargers break a week after buying them

Land of the…

One of my friends named her daughter Pam. I tried to nickname her cooking spray, but it didn’t stick.

Marriage with kids is literally taking 3 nights to finish 1 movie

Have y’all noticed how warm it hasn’t been this summer or am I trippin

Being a young mom is hard at times but watching my parents be young active grandparents makes it 30000x worth it.

My summer tan is about to be gone come October with an august like this