This man is living my dream

Less than 20 minutes into the classic gymnastics movie Stick It and I can’t help but think that some parents these days would lose their shit if coaches were still able to coach their athletes like this. Unfortunately, parents run the show now.

Almost all of my Facebook friends who had October due dates have already had their babies… I’m jealous 😞

I put my induction date on the calendar.. someone please explain why my husband tentatively accepted my invitation to the event 🥲 Adam Subasic

Today I got yelled at because a patient’s insurance didn’t cover her medication as well as her neighbor’s insurance covers his

🧡

So many specific elements in my sleep deprived dream: • a debate over whether adderall or warfarin was dispensed • pens that are also glow sticks • that feeling of getting out of the shower without fully rinsing out all the shampoo I have many questions

How am I supposed to go back to work on Friday and miss out on my morning snuggles with this angel? (Also I don’t think I remember how to do my job after 8 weeks off 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Can’t stop thinking about the lady yesterday who was looking for Tylenol without acetaminophen

Among other things

Khloe just said she used to eat the sucker stick once she finished a dum dum and I just don’t know what to do with that information

Patient approaches the counter with this exact box and has a question for the pharmacist… the question: “is this extra strength?”

An actual restaurant

Tatum fell asleep before we could change him into pjs, but Adam and I just changed his diaper and clothes and got him swaddled without waking him up. Then in the most “parents of a sleeping baby” fashion, we silently high fived.

Weird what happens when you actually have a coach & the parents don’t get to bully him out of his position

There are two times when Tatum will rest his cheek against my face… when I’m humming to him or when he wants me to make fart noises while I’m kissing his cheeks

I told adam I was craving a warm chocolate chip cookie and he handed me a plate of carrots