Often, we hear about our workers experiencing unbridled joy and eerie calm at work; a feeling that is infectious, almost like a virus. We affectionately refer to this as “The Korgon Bug Effect”. And be warned, there is no cure! #diabolicalmachines #conform #comply #consume

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Life at Korgon: John Smith, Factory Worker #diabolicalmachines #conform #comply #consume #testimonial

Looking for a new challenge? It takes a unique blend of qualities to be a Korgon worker. #diabolicalmachines #conform #comply #consume

Life at Korgon: Tom Fracking, Senior Miner #diabolicalmachines #conform #comply #consume #testimonial

How do you like your Floob? Do you slather it on your face for healthy, glowing skin, pour it on your cereal for a tasty, nutritious breakfast or squeeze it onto your toothbrush for a clean, fresh mouth? There are a million ways to take it. After all, it’s your Floob, your way!

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The Korgon Roadmap to success: Step 1: Use your Worker in a Box to start producing your own Floob #diabolicalmachines #workerinabox #floob #conform #comply #consume

The Korgon Roadmap to success: Step 2. Build your own production line with the right components. #diabolicalmachines #workerinabox #floob #conform #comply #consume

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