people who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad please get back you wicked witch

she’s right, they wasted taxpayer dollars and emitted chemicals into the air for a performative ass PR stunt in the name of “women’s empowerment”. how does sending rich women to space for 5 minutes empower me

Heart broken bruv lol

I’m so sad

Bro I hate dating I hate being sad like I’m bout to become a nun. Take me away

Having a nightmare about my ex fiancé is really so cool and fun for me

So down bad

I have all 3

i need them to invent an ibruprofen vape

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood.

twitter is like a psych ward with no staff

If men got pregnant, abortions would be available at the barbershop

Hey so this mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul crippling let’s wrap this up by midnight

Oh guys also quick update; I have a stalker :D