There was a time when a president praising Allah on Easter would upset Republicans.

Zohran Mamdani Praising Jesus. Donald Trump Praising Allah. Easter 2026.

Could you imagine living in 1969? Sending astronauts to the moon. Fighting a useless war and the president is a crook.

“The Government Lies to Us” podcast from the government

Hasan Derangement Syndrome in full effect, stay safe out there

It’s time

> Netflix raised prices > Disney+ raised prices > HBO Max raised prices > Amazon just removed 4K from standard plan > YouTube Premium now $15.99/month > Family plan hit $26.99 > Average American spends ~$828/year on streaming We are paying MORE, getting LESS, and watching ads

I took her to my river and I creeked it

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

If you've ever said "EWWWW" out loud when you saw a Cybertruck in real life....we're already friends, you just don't know it yet.

this is my favorite reoccuring bit of libsoftiktok because she’ll post someone clearly not doing a nazi salute and all it does is reminds people of that time elon musk genuinely did do a nazi salute

im against sex work not in a “sex workers are sluts and degenerates” way but in a “we should live in a society in which exploiting our bodies is not necessary for survival” type of way

So let me get this fucking straight… MAGA wants Trump reading the Bible in the Oval Office and the Ten Commandments in public schools, but the Pope should stay out of politics? Be fucking serious

kat💓 sorry it's rushed I'm a little busy rn :/

trial run for an eventual tucker carlson showdown but he has to face fox news' seven evil anchors first

Stop. Staging. Fake. Assassination. Attempts.

gas is officially over $4 a gallon now