{Straightening his little bow tie.} Do you think it suits me? {A green shelled infantry gives him an enthusiastic nod.} ...Good job. Right answer.

I'm VERY surprised at how much relations between kingdoms have straightened up. Never in a million years did I expect them to invite all of us to their parties!

My little black heart is weeping with joy. Keeheehee!

I LEAVE FOR ONE VACATION.

They sure missed a lot!

ohhhhh i can feel the pain returning in my back

I feel like I'm missing something.

I'd just like to thank Kamek for teachin' me how to treat a lady, and these weird rabbits for setting this whole thing up.

Everything must be proper. This is THE big day, after all.

Alas, it was never meant to be.

I shall have to have some of his Strandedness' favourite cocoa prepared for him when he gets back from his...{Ahem} ...vacation.

This is an message to all Koopa personnel! I am NOT your personal heater. Go and find a fire flower. Or any NUMBER of alternatives we have. There is LAVA in the castle, thank you very much!

The next time I am asked by a lowly koopa to use my fire magic, it will be on THEM.

What in the world is that imbecile doing.

The young masters will find their stockings full.

His Jollyness also has a special gift ready from me.

I...would rather keep my eyes hidden, so I'm the event my glasses are stolen, I use...magic, to keep them hidden. {Ahem.} I imagine Kammy hides her eyes to prevent you all from turning to stone. x.com/datroykoopa/st…

Sheesh, I REALLY wonder what you guys gotta hide behind those specs!

Keeping my eyes hidden maintains a certain boundary between myself and the lower koopas. Though over time...I suppose I've simply grown accustomed to it. x.com/datroykoopa/st…