When your dog is blind af and you move the couch 💀

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I shouldn't of made this.

Can someone give me an example of any single mainstream conservative view/policy position that is consistent with facts and/or data, and not purely emotion/ideology based?

"We’ve confirmed that there will also be one with a really pretty scalloped edge, one with a big hole in the middle, and one that’s a four-leaf clover—not to mention a whole series of seasonal versions that will begin appearing in late fall that year."

Michelle Obama should run for president

Allllright pinhead, your time is uuuuuuup

Guess who just got another account unsuspended?

my captors have placed an N64 in the hole. they said if people follow this account and retweet this post, they will choose someone who i have to mail this stuff to for free if you care about me at all, i urge you NOT to do retweet. do not give them what they want. FIGHT BACK

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