I'll forever credit God, He pulled me out of some really dark places 🤍

now i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

“ How bad you lying for your hgs “ Me :

JOBS BE CALLING MONTHS AFTER YOU APPLIED 😟 SHID I DONE ALREADY LOST EVERYTHING 😂😭

Because at your big age what are you sneaking for???

y’all can start asking me what i want for my bday now

i need yall to get serious i wanna attend weddings

i be on this app like it’s social media i’m nosey 😭😭

Being financially comfortable. I dont have to be the richest, I just want to always be able to eat what I want , go where I want , pay my bills on time and give my kids a great life.

My therapist always starts our session with “How are you?” and I always say “I’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.

not the one direction reunion gonna be at liam payne’s funeral

YALL AFRAID TO BE CORNY BUT I WAS BORN ON THE COB!!!!!!!

how it feels to say i have homework

Don't nobody be on Twitter more than a employed person on the clock 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

If you haven’t done a discussion board in the middle of a party, did you really go to college?? 😂😂

Realest shit an animated character has ever said

i only date sweetiepies cuz wtf is “my bitch” “my shit” are u crazy