"Imagine not having regenerative abilities and having to be an amputee for the rest of your life"

"Big frog"

"Wait...can i rip my own arm off and use it as a weapon?" Hes doing it The answer is yes "Literal hand axe"

"Imagine having an actually good father"

/what if Reptile quirk ocs gc?

Hes drinking tea. Sitting on a bench. Lizard with tea on a bench.

🦊... 💪🦊💪 🎶 🦊

"Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur."

"Reptiles are awesome, mammals are cringe."

"I have been gone for a while huh?" "Well, it will probably stay that way..."

"I will try to sarge." "Maybe i can get some time into my schedule."

"Hey, look at this."

"Im alive, just not feeling too well."

Fun fact:Hes lactose intolerant

"What type of burger ?"