My god Dolly Parton, I would.

Dolly Parton got Tony Romo HORNED UP

All I wanna do right now is be in grand forks North Dakota drinking a mother fucking beer

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5 star recruits on Duke can’t hit a free throw. So fucking Blue blood worst team i’ve ever seen.

Biggest frauds of all time not up for discussion: 1. Duke 2. Jared McCain 3. Sidney Crosby 4. Toronto Maple Leafs 5. Dallas Cowboys

Broken crayons still colour. Keep going.

Islanders hockey makes me suicidal

Can’t wait for Bruins ML to hit and have all the leafs fans bitching. We fading Trent Attyah as always.

Classic Sivsonov letting in the first shot he sees. Brian MacLellan is such a stud for letting that guy go.

Me on defense if I saw Mackinnon skating at me even though he’s 70 feet away

I would give up both kidneys for a chance with Kaitlyn Krems

capitals season - borderline unwatchable - holy shit we might make the playoffs - borderline unwatchable - holy shit we made the playoffs - borderline unwatchable

Playoff Gameday is just so much better when the New York Islanders aren’t playing

This is so nails

Just sitting here in the creek thinking about Kaitlyn Krems

Mike Evans Vs Marshon Lattimore

EWWWWW KUZY🤢 Michigan in the SLOT?!

My goat 43 🙏

If you think the Wilson hit was dirty you’re a fucking clown and stop watching playoff hockey. #StanleyCupPlayoffs