In the airport Carrabba's, thinking maybe 6 feet ain't so far down

Ok hear me out: The Voice, but with directors instead of singers. Everyone gets to direct their own pilot, and the winner at the end gets developed into a full TV show.

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak

Airing on Netflix Summer 2028: Gun Whiskey Suit Guys

I think a hug from the Coca-Cola bear would fix me

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I can’t wait until I’m perfect and I can finally start living my life

How do I tell Betterhelp that I already have a therapist and it already doesn't work on irish people

With how things are going right now I predict a House M.D. prequel series in the next 3 years

You know a mf knows ball when they pronounce Ralph Fiennes correctly

Sorry officer, I was bumping that new Mumford and Sons

My mobile game ads can't seem to decide if I'm: 1. A college dude who REALLY likes sports betting 2. A 50+ dude who REALLY needs the LATEST development in fleece jacket technology (it just has too many pockets) 3. A 50+ woman who wans to lose weight through Tai-Chi walking

I know the pieces fit cause I did this puzzle before

Smoking that shit that made Herbie fully loaded

Smoking that shit that made Mariah Carry

Currently seated for John Woo’s classic A Better Tomorrow Movie starts in 10 minutes and there’s no previews playing Also there’s only one other guy in the theater and he picked the seat right next to mine

🎵Well I'm on my Downeaster Celexa, and I'm trying to not kill myself🎵

Justin Theroux, Louis Theroux, Justin Trudeau Larry Bird, Larry David, Larry King These are all the same person to me