i still cannot believe we let filthy frank rebrand as a semi serious musician i bet that pink morph suit talks to him from his closet like the damn green goblin mask

J.K. Rowling when she realizes Internet Archive exists so everyone can still see what she deleted:

"we're working on an unrealized gains tax targeting people who have a net worth of over $100,000,000" people who make less than 45k a year:

Either Novak has the entire antidoping establishment on his side that he's not afraid to take stimulants in front of dozens of cameras live on air and not get caught, or he's the dumbest but also the luckiest man in the world. Coming from a Dull fan, again, rich as hell too 🤣

Matt Walsh setting up a fake project 2025 website will sure show people he’s not concerned that they know what project 2025 actually is

JK Rowling: "I should listen to the lawyers and stay off Twitter." The mold: "you should tweet about Imane Khelif again."

Every time there's a temporary stock dip or some event causes a price surge, Republicans start talking about it like crazy for a day and then drop it

>recommends The Iliad >listens at 1.25x speed >doesn’t name a translation, only “The Iliad” Yeah Elon’s never read this in his life

POV you manage a Siemens PLC system that spins motors very fast in 2009:

I am telling you, the number of men I've met in swing states who believe it is their right as husbands to dictate how their wives vote was way to damn high.

Israel is a genocidal, apartheid, Jewish-supremacist state, that's kinda the policies I disagree with That does not reflect on Jewish people, or on all Israelis- it is the consequence of its creation and the 80 years of conflict and siege mentality among most of its voters

>3rd party, neither Dem or GOP >Signs say abandon Dem candidate >No abandoned Trump signs Ratfuckers' gonna ratfuck.

1) white anti-integration movements 2) student protests in 1968 in socialist countries 3) Cultural Revolution 4) anti-nuclear protests

I want to see this go all the way to trial solely for the moment when the bailiff instructs Tim to please remove his hat in the courtroom

We should do this but with overboards

Cis

every house is gonna look like this

Lol, rest in piss