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Sarah

@kokeshimum

Gimme a fat beat.

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calendar_today21-06-2010 22:08:09

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Just thinking about happier times on Twitter when I posted a comment about doing a big shop that cost almost £450 and complete mental cases demanded to see my receipts because they didn’t believe I could spend that much in Sainsburys. 😭😭😭

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I know Trump is a as mad as a bottle of chips but who ever imagined we’d be witnessing republicans desperately trying to find people to corroborate stories of refugees eating peoples pets. Yet, honestly, it’s not even that shocking. 🤷‍♀️

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I have just slept for 7 and a half hours straight without waking up once. I’m sure my perimenopausal ladies out there will understand just how amazing this is. Don’t reckon I’ve done this for 5 years. 😳

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I’ve owned a house since 1993. Never once claimed on my house or buildings insurance. Last year £1384. This year £2738 I mean obviously I’m going to shop around but ffs.

I’ve owned a house since 1993. 
Never once claimed on my house or buildings insurance. 
Last year £1384. 
This year £2738

I mean obviously I’m going to shop around but ffs.
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Oh my god. Best day night ever. John Morales in The Refuge. Probably 150 people in there. The rest of Manchester you totally missed out on an absolute legend.

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So like many people we haven’t got a landline anymore. Except I now seem to no longer have a mobile phone signal in my house. 10 years ago it was brilliant. Now I genuinely can’t have a conversation. Just tried 5 times to talk to my mum. How the fuck has it got worse 😐

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SIX POINT FOUR MILLION POUNDS. £6.4 MILLION POUNDS. £6,400,000 That’s how much Johnson’s ‘gifts’ were worth ffs and barely a fucking peep from anyone.

SIX POINT FOUR MILLION POUNDS. 
£6.4 MILLION POUNDS. 
£6,400,000
That’s how much Johnson’s ‘gifts’ were worth ffs and barely a fucking peep from anyone.
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Labour takes £200 from people who don’t need it and the entire country has a meltdown. Not one single pensioner will have less money than last winter. Not one. The media frenzy is fucking insane. Starmer worse than Johnson. I mean ffs. Gaslighting on an epic scale. 🤦‍♀️

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Nigel fucking Farage lied about security concerns and won’t even hold a surgery in his constituency and barely a murmur but everyone is demanding Starmer who is the actual PM sit in the stands at the football ffs. People in this country are fucking mental.

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James O'Brien Imagine how different things could’ve been if the collective right-wing media had held their corrupt Tory government to the same microscopic scrutiny as they’re currently exercising on Labour. For starters, Brexit wouldn’t have taken place.

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We can laugh, but we have to reflect about Reform. Anne Widdecombe just gave a speech of concentrated venom, reheating several completely illegal actions to deal with asylum seekers. Hundreds of people lapping it up enthusiastically. The live chat's a binfire. It's perturbing.