This

shit ain't been funny since 19

Chicken Alfredo garlic bread and wings

some foods are not meant to be reheated and once you put them in the fridge they are unsalvageable

yall be fvckin?

nobody actually like you lmao just like how you look

When y’all both looking at it go in and out

“You high?” Me:

Nieces and nephews are so amazing. They're cute, they love you, you play with them and you don't have to pay their school fees. The best!

um i think tf not u trick ass bitch

Okay but this hits different after being in the pool

A love language

Mood

Me: stop acting silly Her:

Being new at a job is so embarrassing for no reason

my parents had me doing work books when school was out

Bacon, egg, and cheese bagel.

Me: why you blow up my car? Her: boy ain’t nobody touch your funky ass car

My safe place

I guess we'll never know