this is a really big deal for me

50-50? Bro i don't even want my wife to know we've got bills.

reading was such a cornerstone of my childhood, so it breaks my heart that fewer children are reading for fun :( and will thus never experience the exhilaration that comes with staying up past your bedtime bc you can’t put a good book down

It’s easier to give a random guy your number and block or dismiss him later than to say No in person. Until you’re a woman, you’ll never get it.

mid.

it’s august… they’re defrosting

the way i can never relate to things like this? the club is the club, baby. i will also read 100 books in a year cos yeah. i contain multitudes

The other night a man asked “you here alone?” & I said “no. Jesus is always with me!” He smiled & walked away!! I’ve found a new tactic, yall!

Having bitchy friends so they understand when you're a bitch >>>>>>> 😂😂😂😂

I’m so glad my mother acts her age and very appropriate. Yall mothers be some wild filthy animals it’s embarrassing.

i’ll buy my nigga the earth and make yall his slaves

I would quite literally end my own life after this

I hate a “ I was going to” type of man. Just shut up.

When i was younger i thought tiger woods killed somebody 😂😂😂😂😂whole time he just cheated

sharing location is only messy when you’re moving crazy. otherwise it’s not even a thing. you even forget you’re sharing locations 😂

I AM I AM ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of BEING FAT EVER AGAIN.

Are you ready????

He was 25, she was 19. Her blood was on his shirt. She had bruising on her neck. She also had vaginal bruising. He initially denied but when they told him there was evidence, he said it was consensual. He admitted to strangling her.