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Kody ๐Ÿบ

@kodyyoung127

A mystical creature from bum fuck Oklahoma. Husband and dog dad.

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calendar_today11-06-2012 03:51:48

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My wife is looking for the caulk so I can fix something. But I wonโ€™t tell her where it is because she just keeps walking around saying โ€œwhereโ€™s the caulkโ€ โ€œhave you seen the caulkโ€ โ€œI need the caulkโ€ and itโ€™s so fucking funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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I may not have 6 to carry my a casket, but Iโ€™ll have 3 drunks drawing dicks on it and doing their best not to drop me.

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Damn near pissed myself today but itโ€™s not my fault. Itโ€™s hard to pull 2โ€ of pecker with 6โ€ of clothes on.

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No one should change who they are to fit the narrative for someone else. You are who you are and own it and love it. Impress yourself and love yourself for who you are.

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I had 3 beers, a mimosa, 2 eggs scrambled, potatoes and a ribeye steak for breakfast. The lake better watch out cuz Iโ€™m ready for ya.

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We paid $400 to a vet that said โ€œwe donโ€™t know whatโ€™s wrong, cook her chicken and riceโ€. So here I am cooking for the dog. Somehow I think our dog and the vet are in this one together ๐Ÿค”

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A lost submarine with billionaires inside is really sounding like a planned Fatherโ€™s Day gift at this point ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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My problem is that Iโ€™ll answer to dumbass. Like a complete stranger could holler dumbass in a crowd and Iโ€™ll turn around like huh?