Wilcox is Charlie Brown. Crazy optimists that we are, this was finally supposed to be the year he kicked that football. Instead, we get the sad reminder that however lovable, we never see Charlie evolve beyond wearing that L.

Fumblerooski ‘24. Because why not?

Not that there are a ton of holes, but I’m a bit concerned w a recently recovered Ott. Hasn’t looked quite right since game 1. Reps behind a makeshift OL not really ideal. I know he’s dying to play. Would rather see him back to himself.

Ok, nvm. He good.

Pretty obv the Beavs are a few chin hairs away from a PeeWee team. But I remember them ending the Tedford era. So sweep the leg, Bears. No mercy.

And here Nick said he wasn’t a true dual threat. #analysis

Nukit lanterns blend in w fall decorations. (Clinic includes iqair, two levoits, and ADS Extraoral suction). Thanks for helping keep my staff and patients safe, Nukit

Just for Adam Mohammed Propagandist . Nevah lost. Go Bears!

I thought I got ripped off buying the in-flight WiFi to watch Cal on a spotty stream. Now I realize it's probably trying to protect me. Holy heck. Even for a #Wilcoxspecial, this is a suboptimal start.

Okay. 2nd Nando jersey ordered. Like my dad would say, "Just because." 🫡

In honor of Adam Mohammed Propagandist who is apparently dunking on fools all am.

Someone in the #Calgorithm needs to trademark Luau In The Endzone.

Too early to let rational brain worry about true frosh qbs. Proven OL coach brings in hogs, Hardin/Rolo build offense around H1M + Jet. JKS never has to do too much, lets him play loose and drop dimes over stacked boxes. Boom. Luau in the zone all day.

Really encouraging film study comparing new 5* vs. Goff. Nowhere does it look like JKS is capable of doing a high two-step march as part of a fake punt. Raising goal from 8 wins to 9. #analysis

We are absolutely united behind the need to fire Jim Knowlton. Despite legal ramifications/costs, sticking with him kills your fanbase & our key athletic programs. Parting ways with him decisively will earn you tremendous goodwill and could usher in a golden age of Cal sports.

What do you know? Jim finally figured out how to unite and fire up the fan base. Playing 4D chess his whole tenure.