Letting her be a passenger princess cause I care about my safety >>>>

She’s living her best life

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

I love this scene from Howl’s Moving Castle

Well this was unexpected

this is the most hilarious shit I've seen in a while lol gm

Happy birthday berf jerkins ❤️ miss you so much, birthday buddy. I hope you have a silly goose day🎉

I love Chuck with all of my heart

Did someone say freeeeeeeeeeeee chipotle for a year?

Dolly Parton could 100% run the Catholic Church but I know damn well The Pope couldn’t write 9 to 5

hashtag Mother’s Day 2017

Back in December a union rail worker warned about the potential for a catastrophic train derailment. Then, a week ago, it happened in Ohio. It's time to listen to the workers.

Lot of people tell me I look like Ryan Reynolds, posting to see who agrees

she salt on my pepper til I shake

Giving these away to someone who Retweets