KW just throwing 102 mph on the black for 5 minutes

My dispatch from the largest citrus graveyard in America, the Orange necropolis, where, seemingly unbeknownst to most, the iconic breakfast beverage of the great American century—Orange Juice—finally ran dry. slate.com/business/2026/…

The onion has announced that with the help of the Sandy Hook families, it has reached a deal to take over infowars and that Tim Heidecker™ Official will be their creator director. theonion.info

Ladies and gentlemen, LeBron James

⚠️EXTREME VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED: The Man Hired By The Onion To Take Over Infowars Previously Took Part In The Infamous “Celery Man” Broadcast, A Paul Rudd-Led Digital Conditioning Operation Involving “Tayne,” “Nude Tayne,” “Nude Tayne With Hat,” “Tayne’s Hat Wiggling,” And

The moment a rescued chimpanzee thanked Dr. Jane Goodall in a way no one expected

sorry but Mark Twain already made the perfect reply to this bullshit line of reasoning about 150 years ago

RUSSINI WAS ASKING HIM QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS WIFE. This clip is absolutely insane Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini have a one way ticket to hell

Alex jones doing Tim and Eric commentary is just what the show needed

The Daily Mail covering every single person in the Department of Homeland Security

In addition to legitimately being the funniest thing I've ever seen, the John Mulaney/Langston Kerman 'Bubbles Jackson' segment is kinda the definitive cultural document on post-LEAVING NEVERLAND Michael Jackson discourse.

I probably watched this 10 times in a row. My GOD. 😂😭💀

If you think this is "funny" or "cool" you are an antisocial nihilist. You are the problem. Did the elephants not consider using the legal system to hold bad actors to account instead of just murdering this guy?

Will Kacmarek is the best blocking TE in the draft. An absolute crusher. Very solid pick for Miami.

Doesn’t help the conspiracy when major White House figures and their spouses are like “there will be shots fired, be careful, know where the exits are, duck when the appetizers come out”

🚨 HOLY SH*T: Fox News just cut one of their reporters off as they seemed to indicate the shooting was a pre-planned false flag.

He really get the sliding about 2 mins in lol

THIS ANGLE OF KUMINGA’S LOB DUNK IS INSANE. OH MY. 🤯

This conversation was soooo good

tim heidecker describes how to turn piss into gold youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug