A work of art.

If I had a girlfriend and she expected me to apologize for something I did wrong I would just tell her “idk what you want me to say”

I be dogging that bitch I don’t know what she see in me

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Underdog NFL Jane Slater What a g one last fuck you to the cowboys as an eagle

Thot of the year

The most secure relationships: White guy, Latina Japanese guy, Japanese girl Black guy, fat PAWG Jewish guy, Jewish girl Italian guy, loud crazy girl Greek guy, hairy girl Finance bro, blonde beautiful mid Irish guy, bartender girl Asian guy, nurse Puerto Rican guy, Dominican

I need some water I sipped too much drank

My sack smells unbelievably rancid

Every laidback nigga need a crazy bitch with a fat ass

is why I dont watch sports! tune in thinking im just gonna have a beer, catch an inning, next thing you know my dicks drooling like a sideshow geek as i pepper some fags tummy cock and nuts with wet little kisses & blow on their asshole to make it wink at me.what was the question

Nobody likes doing it, but sometimes you have to have sex with a woman so you have something to jack off to in the future

I remember my first time dippin too Craig 😂 what a nerd

Fuck you and that big ass butt and those beautiful eyes Lol

Missing Me Dodds

she wish we can go back to the old me

Bitch if you don’t just get me my $50 referral