hitting the gnarly for krakoa

trying to explain one piece to your friends is so funny bc calling it a silly pirate show is correct but at the same time how do i explain how monkey d luffy saved my life

My Onix was knocked out and now I'm on my way to the Pokemon center

FINALLY JEFF THE LAND SHARK!!

we need a tgirl call slayyyter up!!!!

Um yeah

calling in lowkey horny and fat as a house to work

“nem doeu” eu o resto do dia

Bjork was right theres more to life than this

HAPPY POKEMON DAY! You can’t spell Mega Starmie without Megami! Shoutout to Dawn 🌙 Sapphira Cristál MORPHINE 👻 and Q

Babe wake up they added Water 7 to Pokémon

new kacey musgraves album when it’s sunny and 80° at 7pm frozen drink in my hand birds chirping this is about to hit like crack

drinking some bullshit from dunkin that is “glamberry” flavored

I’m tryna school you niggas, okay!?

Do u wanna come over and YAYYYYY

when youre as woke as me every friendship is a woke gap friendship

“Titties at the top and dick at the bottom.”

ever since i was a little kid i knew that i wanted to be late for work

I place kindness at the top of my list of human virtues. A fat ass is a close second.