Trump: I’m gonna wipe out an entire civilization. Pope: That’s wrong. Vance: The pope should stick to questions of morality.

Look I’m not saying you need to love Newsom, but if you wouldn’t vote for him over JD Vance you’re actually fucking stupid

Clavicular is a 20 year old child and famous for no good reason, not due to any particular celebration-worthy talent. He is a victim of a form of mental illness that is exacerbated by attention. However, if I come up with a good joke about him, I will post it.

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

Me to Claude: "Make no errors. DO NOT HALLUCINATE. YOU ARE AN EXPERT SOFTWARE ENGINEER "

The Plan? Pivot Allbirds into an AI company.

anthropic killed this, anthropic killed that, why cant anthropic kill LinkedIn

cron jobs are going through the most epic rebrand

BREAKING: Crocs is pivoting from footwear into AI data centre infrastructure. Its EVA Croslite resin is ideal for controlling Nvidia rack temperatures. Jibbitz made for easy and secure chip insertion while foam holes provide ventilation, improving perf per watt by avg. of 16%.

Claude is down! Time to switch to Allbirds!

As the great Warren Buffett once said: “The best investment is not in yourself. It’s in a bankrupt shoe retailer that pivots to AI datacenter operations.”

"look at how gas prices decreased over the past year since this president was in office" To think that nearly four out of every ten adults in the US will look at this and choose to believe it, despite knowing perfectly well that it is false. They'll even fight you over it.

As Sun Tzu famously said, start as many wars as possible, spread your resources as thinly as you can, attack everyone all at once

JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court.:

I laughed. Chortled even

The only data centers that communities actually need are PUBLIC LIBRARIES.

My daughter’s lemonade stand was struggling, so we pivoted to AI compute. She’s been acquired by Microsoft for $1.2 billion.

It would be hilarious if we go through this whole AI thing just to find out that it’s ultimately cheaper to pay humans to do it

The idea vaccines cause autism was invented by Andrew Wakefield in 1998 and was so thoroughly debunked he lost his license for gross malpractice And here we are 27 years later RFK Jr and his fans dredging up the same nonsense Such a tiresome waste of time

Younger people might be surprised to hear this but the way culture used to be, if there was a guy who did meth and hit himself in the face with a hammer, he actually wouldn’t get interviewed on 60 Minutes.