Does requiring a caffeine drip count as decreased level of consciousness? I may need a #neuro exam #medschoolprobs ☕️😷

Free facials by Mr. Lecter- Come on down w/o your pepper spray for this limited time only offer! 🙈 #lostintranslation

Love meetings about all the meetings I'm required to attend. #metameeting #aintnobodygottimeforthat

Docs should ditch handshakes & greet patients with fist bump to fight germs spreading. #WVU researchers pilot study. bit.ly/1ttzWgW

Thank goodness Mr. Webster added this to my vocab. Now I'll always sound loquacious and pretentious 👌💁#selfie

@giingalicious Pics or it didn't happen.

Always stand for something, though no one else may understand #proverbs #doctorscratch #medstudentprobs

Peyton F-ing Manning.

The #struggleisreal when you set your double down latte on the couch beside you... Upside down ☕️😞 #doubledownforthecount #nightfloatlife

The only thing worse than all the numbered lists on Facebook is my inability to not click on them 💁#basic #pumpkinspice

#pumpkinspice is the new #basic. 💁✌️ #daretobedifferent

You know you're late when you slam into the automatic doors on your way to work 😳😑 #aintnobodygottimeforthat #slowyourroll

Hobbits got it right with second breakfast.

No outfit is complete sans coffee stain ☕️👌💁

sometimes I will add something I've already done to my to-do list and put a check by it just so I feel productive. what is wrong with me

"If it quacks like a chicken, it's probably a duck." #doctorisms

PSLs have returned. Side effects include excessive #hashtags, #literallyliving, & #basic tendencies. #pumpkinspice 💁🏼