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This storm is bollocks I wanna fag.

Six Burghers Of Calais >So he didn't feel too bad about it-

-Galahad sat on the garden wall, watching the quiet street. Freezing his arse off has he smoked his second cigarette of the day. The dull light it emanated was the only signal he was there-

I... I can get my baby back? "Yes! Finally!" Thank you, thank you so much. -Galahad places the phone on the table and for the first time in years cries for joy-

I get Lucy back tomorrow, I keep fiddling with things and rearranging stuff in her room.

It's so nice to have another presence in the house. To have someone else's stuff about. The house feels so warm.

It's also great to have a reason to febreeze myself after having a fag. Forgot how much I loved the smell.

There's a piano sitting in my house that i lost the love to play when I lost everything else. Now it's all very slowly coming back I find my fingers at the keys the songs returning. I am rusty but day by day I'm spending longer at the madjesty that is my piano.

Oh God could it be the weather~? Oh God why am I here~?

For a while when Lucy first came home she suffered with serious separation anxiety. She'd get really stressed and upset when I went out and she would call me beside herself thinking that i wouldn't come back. Therapy is helping her now but I can't help but feel I did it to her.

"Dad why are you watching baking programs when you never bake" Shh Lucy, it's an art. "... You're so lame"

I could be happy with you. If you could be happy with me I'd be contented to live anywhere What would I care? As long as you were there.

Since when was children's homework so fucking difficult. I don't know any of it, How is she supposed to?!

-Subtly sat in the sofa googling Lucy's homework questions-

-Softly- What the fuck...

-Loudly- WHAT THE FU--... HECK