i like my men like i like my gin and tonic: bitter, deceptively intoxicating, and coming out my nose if i swallow wrong

Dan Howell the type of girl to eat the roach

my cutest boy

thinking about it (dan and phil’s dailybooth phase)

live and intimate in london - RAINBOWS DO NOT REPRESENT ME youtu.be/qbSJ_JuN4uk

the first review is in! (mild #spoilerwarning) apparently you can expect to laugh and cry but it wasn’t specified if the tears were happy or horrified so good luck

at a petting zoo and ran into little goats and i thought abt u ?

Spooky season is here you can officially stop wearing your skin

“ultra modern contemporary japanese hygge” ok we get it. you’re gay

what would you do, molly, if you thought that a boyfriend was paying more attention to a cactus than you

it’s usually whore (affectionate) but what i just saw just scarred me in ways i can’t comprehend so now it’s whore (derogatory)

No but seriously imagine it:

DAN AND PHIL - THE TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME danandphiltour.com

i’m back on phannie twt after like 3 years to declare that i’m drunk and i have so much love for dan and phil in my heart that it overwhelms me sometimes. i started watching them 10 years ago and they will always mean the world to me