Bruh moment

In ur 20s there will be a man. It’s very important you hit this man with your car

There is a balding incel quite obsessed with my account rn, he's taken pride in becoming my profile banner without realising it's the pinnacle of mockery. I don't think they ship copium in containers large enough. Why do these social rejects flock to me? Pick a struggle x

Quotes heard by Screecha when "wrapping" gifts: 'someone might be getting my hand hair' 'I should have used glue' 'NO!' 'I ran out of tape' 'good - no, nonono'

The saga continues, this fucker went out and bought ribbon instead of tape

- I lived - my plants lived - I stopped grieving the life I was promised, and started working for the life I deserve, with people who care about me

Everything reminds me of him

craziest thing about Stranger Things is that over the years it's gotten more and more gruesome but somehow it's also gotten less and less adult. there's more blood, but there's somehow much less actual grit and edge and mature emotional weight

It’s always that serious‼️ Thank you‼️

Anything is brothable in Soup World

Playing Quarantine Zone: The Last Check when suffering from a cold

real swell guy he turned out to be, still way too many mutuals with this freak...

Maine Here is the gun👇🏻

Who up eyeing my air fryer carrot cake

Can a Danish person translate real quick