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I meant 's that my blood you're puttin' yer tongue all over or what! Hellooooo? Tryin' t' figure out if I'm dyin', here!

SIMPING hard--

Hey, it ain't for ya!!

Fer what reason, eh?

( COMES RUNNING. )

( SITS. ) Hi, Elise. 🥴

( He's leaning into her touch, almost like a dog. A big ol' grin on his face. ) I'm yer favorite??

Yer my favorite, too. I mean, tall, strong, deadly. . . What's not ta like? ( He's a goddamn simp. He shifts a little closer to her even as he sits at her feet. )

Gh-! Am not!!

( He immediately flushed, eagerly nodding before he realized what he was doing. ) Yes, um. . . ( Hard swallow. ) May I?

( Does so immediately, like the simp he is. )

Cryptid is my favorite gender.

Hey. . . Hey you!

"The hell ya doin' just standin' there?"

ㅤㅤ"You got the weirdest damn eyes. It's off-puttin'. Ever looked in the mirror, pal?"

"I think walkin' 'round like you've seen a ghost is weird as shit. Dontcha think?"

". . . Yer a real downer, eh? I think ya oughta put all that weird mojo energy ya got into yer appearance." ㅤㅤHe laughs like he told a real zinger.