Surprisingly, they're actually quite good cigarettes. No complaints.

i am beginning to think that the head of the iranian military wasn’t a part time news host 15 months ago.

There is something so calming about pointing my camera at empty places

love this account just occasionally popping up to show me the coolest fucking guy ever

It was against England.

Bonnets are great because i get to wear a hat to bed

me not stoned five minutes ago: i am the weirdest person alive and i feel weird: me, now, stoned: plan a heist, diva !

if I ever got a single compliment this good about my art I could probably weather any criticism for years without taking a blow to my self esteem

Tan France: You’ve been on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy before? Paul Atreides: No, this is the first time. Tan France: Your shirt is tucked French fashion. Who taught you to do that? Paul Atreides: It… seemed the proper way.

IM NOT FROM FUCKING DUBLIN

"You don't see Seven Samuari on Bravo anymore" will end up being a new vocal stim for me

It's pretty simple. If you wanna compete in a smash game you play ultimate. If you want to fight shadow realm battles vs autists at the very limit of human ability you play the "game" which used to be smash bros melee

Working on a concept called "leftist kitsch," targets the affectation for bugs, Soviet propaganda themed art, tenderness, things of that nature. Purpose of this project is alienate the few remaining pure of heart friends I have left.

when i see falco players go for an extension instead of just getting the dair kill i know they've spent 5 digits on weed lifetime

The first ai gun to false positive frag a goon will be a spectacle

I have an addition

A sitcom about Thomas Pynchon winning a $600,000 literary prize and then gradually losing his mind as the prize committee forces him to create a series of short-form Instagram videos promoting the award and showing off his morning routine.

I'm watching the matrix and neil and infinity are having sex its such an emotional moment sometimes I forget its a movie