I love looking through old children’s books and finding things like this

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>guy walks in 5 till close >grabs venison jerky dog treats >throws em on my counter and asks “what is this, like chicken or something?” >politely say “oh, no that’s venison” >”yeah but what is that” >like deer sir >”oh okay” >leaves via emergency exit setting off the alarms 🙃

i'm not sorry but columbia revoking peoples DEGREES is absolutely insane even for them. degrees are not privileges, theyre earned. you dont get to just take it away because someone is protesting!!!!????

This was an absolutely superb highbrow joke from early SpongeBob. Not a single kid understood this joke and probably 99% of parents didn’t get it either but the writers didn’t care that no one would understand this joke, they put it in anyone.

10 years………

10 years in the ink [#Splatoon ]

who are you？ #Splatoon10周年 #Splatoon

my dear, 12" x 12", acrylic on canvas #Splatoon10thAnniversary

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fryeeeeee 🥹🥹🥹 #Splatoon

I want these dolls to fail horribly actually solely because of this advertisement

Summer Nights ギア🔥

Kotaro is angry😾😾

I’ve been holding onto this character for a while, Xenia deserves her own piece #Splatoon #Splatoon3

Happy Splatoween!! #Splatoon #Splatoon3