hot off the presses. an old god of yesteryear. titanic office space tossed into the hospitality abattoir. it’s a living. from the era the creeps have a bit too much fascination about. it’ll be here to strongarm you into belittlement for another 100 years

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ONE YOU SERVE

the beattles the band the show

we can’t make another CLIFFORD but we can replace him in aggregate (wuthering heights and blue moon)

has anyone written about how the 80s nostalgia for the 50s (back to the future, billy joel doing doo wop, etc) curdled into the 1990s bowling shirt smash mouth astro lounge swing revival thing everybody pretends to forget

the existence of Zootopia raises some questions about what exactly a "zoo" is in an all-animal world. is naming their city after the place where animals are caged and monitored an acknowledgment of the foucaldian prison-structure inherent to the modern municipality?

I thought that I was dreamin when you said Jay Kelly

are we human, or are we Danzig?

I need to be U.S ambassador to Israel and Palestine. Whenever that job opens, I would like my name in the hat. I need to help the Middle East. Communication is so off. I definitely have experience in squashing beefs. More experience than others. I also have motivated world

nominative determinism

coming home from Trader Joe’s and arranging all my snacks and seasonings on the table to take a picture and post on facebook like im a local police dept that just busted a small time drug dealer

It’s not even the best song on McCartney II!!!!

I think it’s whatever to get mad at Dylan doing shitty AI art-he’s old, the whole thing is lame and artistically corrupt. what really gets me is that he’s charging $5/month for it. He has enough money! He’s going to be dead in 5 years! He can’t just share it with people for free?

I think it’s cool that he’s one of the greatest lyricists of the 20th century and just a really godawful prose stylist (if this isn’t AI)

By What Means Sheldon Cooper Acquired the Style and Title of Young Sheldon

Retired video game security guard with PTSD still awakes in the middle of the night asking "Huh?what was that??"

they should have made it $176K if they really wanted to be funny

Jay Leno: times are so tough, did you hear about this? the 32 year old rich auntie with no job, no kids, and no responsibilities accepted the 72k/year baffler job and now lives with 3 roommates in the Bronx!