Getting hit on at work is so interesting to me. What do you see in me?? I’m at my worst 😭

Did I leave you on read or did you leave me with a message not worth replying to?

that stage in a relationship where your partner being all goofy and you’re just sitting there like, “ain’t no way i was once nervous to talk to this clown.” 😭😭😭

This is still the coldest moment in NBA history🥶

When your girl is venting about her coworkers, but you know she’s the actual problem

Banana peppers are such a top-tier add-on to any sub or sandwich.

you bitches was fools before april

I'm glad we could come to a misunderstanding

the last laugh is always mine

Me after sleeping slightly different than usual

Katy Perry reacts to Justin Bieber using YouTube during his Coachella set: “Thank God he has Premium. I don’t wanna see no ads.”

when u start seeing the true loser in people there’s really no going back

that’s what a little bird told me your honor