I need to know

“My Birkin, my other Birkin” sound on tiktok but it’s me holding up a napkin and a pair of pants

Student loan payments?? In this economy??

She ate!!!!

Pet photos in 0.5 camera will never not be funny!!!

Nobody: No one at all: Men at the airport: I’m going to wear the most lethal amount of cologne I possibly can that smells so offensive, everyone around me is miserable.

2 years ago today I brought home my little monsters 🥹💕

HBD Olivia Maher!!!

Hell ya

I got new teeth and this is how I feel

Asking my friends to send me pics from this weekend actually turned out to be a form if self harm

The guy in charge of updating Steve Kornacki’s graphics tonight

Me 20 minutes after offering to help my mom in the kitchen

waiting for the disaster that will be my Spotify wrapped after trying instafest

My toxic trait is that I think I could fix Southwest Airlines with some adderall and a google sheet

Fun and casual forwards from Grandma

Nothing more humbling than having to write and submit business and development goals for yourself only to realize you have no idea what you’re doing

You ever let a man rub your shoulders and you think…this would be so much more enjoyable if I just did it myself?

Tried to explain my crystals to a 4 year old and this is how it resonated

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