The crumbling infrastructure of Damocles.

Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying.

WATERGATE GUY: you need to make sure my identity stays a secret
WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN: that's fine we'll just use a codename.
WATERGATE GUY: oh yeah like what?
WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN: oh just something normal

RIDE SHADOWFAX. SHOW US THE MEANING OF HASTE.

who called them proud boys and not garbage, pale kids

Well, I guess my son is officially at “that age” lol.

Arguably Philip K. Dick's worst novel

Hats off to the little kid in church slithering under the pews on his elbows who made eye contact with me and whispered, 'Welcome to 'Nam.'

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present

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BREAKING: Marvel fans “furious” over depiction of Charlie Cox’s Daredevil in latest episode of ‘SHE-HULK’

“It’s a betrayal to us, the fans, to see our favourite character, someone we all relate to, have sex. It’s unrealistic.”

SCIENTIST: Let's name this spider Long Legs, for its long legs

SCIENTIST 2: Hmm not kinky enough

i hope lizzo digs up thomas jefferson and plays his ribs like a xylophone

Thorpe Park IS open today but you have to sit in silence on all the rides

I’ve played so many JRPGs that if I walked into this room I’d fight the pope

I'm not here to argue the morality of film making, I just like pointing out that Matt Walsh is a cretin.

After 6 months of Ketamine therapy I can now confidently say that Bowser is not real

I don't get it, Brett Kavanaugh's never had a problem enjoying himself while women were protesting before

Once before class my friend said to me 'time to clean house' and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts