Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt

Still wondering who mailed me that diaper genie sophomore year.

I really mixed up my deodorant and dry shampoo this morning

Atm just ate my card like WHAT ELSE today

They had a damn llama in their wedding. 😫😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Celsius makes me want to sprint all the way to work

I deserve a cult but it’s just men who are in love with me

4 times 3 goes hard

Prison is for people that have never roller skated

Sometimes I really just watch everyone’s Snapchat stories. Only sometimes though

I wanna raise a baby with my friends

I feel sick

The giants suck

I’m so annoying

Marc Jacobs model stuns in new ‘XL Sack Bag’ campaign.

im a lover, but underneath that im a hater, and then underneath that im a lover again

king charles in trisha paytas womb

I can’t believe they missed

He wouldn’t even be allowed to run.