me when the benadryl demon says i’m going to Super Hell

The Apple Vision Pro is revolutionizing the toilet experience

Yeah I wouldn’t work with Hasbro again, either. Big ups.

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name like you sound hungry as fuck

being a teacher is just getting paid to mansplain

have we considered that maybe she was talking about him

me when i get on the internet and tell lies

male friendships is just drinking beer and quoting dracula flow for 3 hours

Why Is Nobody Talking About How Aliens Are Real And The Government Knows.

heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a good point

Not Like Us youtu.be/T6eK-2OQtew

if obsidian closes down you will never hear from me again

texting my opps “would you still hate me if i was a worm”

Video game dog pieces💖

Letting off some steam…

i’m confident that a long talk with party rock anthem creators “LMFAO” would fix me

good heavens my jubilant pig meter is nearly full!